elle.em.cee. |
Writer, editor, wine enthusiast, shoe fanatic, pit bull mom, vegetarian, Jewtheran, fantasy football champ |
When I play Call of Duty, I get the most ridiculous accolades. Instead of “most headshots” or “highest kill/death ratio,” I am awarded things like:
Most time spent in prone position
Longest distance traveled
Most time spent crouched
Most time watching killcams
Basically anything unrelated to firing a weapon, landing a shot or in any way contributing to the team, I’m your girl.