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Writer, editor, wine enthusiast, shoe fanatic, pit bull mom, vegetarian, Jewtheran, fantasy football champ |
| Mom: | When I paid for groceries with a credit card, I used to sign my name as "Fuck You" on the little pad. |
| Me: | Why on earth would you do that? |
| Mom: | Just to see if it made a difference. It doesn't. The charge always goes through no matter what. |
| Me: | Wow. Just wow. |
| Mom: | Also, I thought it was funny... Until I realized that the cashiers always see what I write. |
| Me: | *facepalm* |