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You know how we regular people have The List of celebrities we can hook up with if given the chance? I was wondering last night if celebs have their own lists.

Probably. I mean, right?

I bet this is what a few of them look like:

Taylor “Intolerably Sweet” Swift: Justin Bieber, Prince William, Ryan Gosling, a Ken doll and Zac Effron 

Lindsay “Hot Mess” Lohan: Christian Bale, Chris Brown, Madonna, Charlie Sheen, anyone who will still give me a movie role

Ashton “Cougartown” Kutcher: Diane Lane, Michelle Pfeiffer, Brooke Shields, Halle Berry and Betty White

Jessica “Raging Lesbian” Biel: Blake Lively, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Gisele Bundchen and Cameron Diaz

Adam “Look at My Abs” Levine: ANYONE I WANT BECAUSE I’M ADAM FUCKING LEVINE.